Why Conductors Are Morose

"Why Conductors Are Morose" is a witty short story by O. Henry that explores the life of a streetcar conductor and his reflections on the human condition. Through humor and irony, the narrative delves into the conductor's observations of the diverse passengers he encounters daily, revealing the complexities of their lives and the burdens they carry. The story illustrates themes of frustration, isolation, and the fleeting nature of joy, all presented with O. Henry's signature blend of charm and insight.

• Short story

								
Street car conductors often have their tempers tried by the
inconsiderate portion of the public, but they are not allowed to ease
their feelings by "talking back." One of them related yesterday an
occurrence on his line a few days ago.

A very fashionably dressed lady, accompanied by a little boy, was in
the car, which was quite full of people. "Conductor," she said
languidly, "let me know when we arrive at Peas Avenue."

When the car arrived at that street the conductor rang the bell and
the car stopped.

"Peas Avenue, ma'am," he said, climbing off to assist her from the
car.

The lady raised the little boy to his knees and pointed out the window
at the name of the street which was on a board, nailed to the corner
of a fence.

"Look, Freddy," she said, "that tall, straight letter with a funny
little curl at the top is a 'P.' Now don't forget it again. You
can go on, conductor; we get off at Gray Street."
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