The Legend of Chicken Dog

I saw a dog that looked like fried chicken this morning, and it inspired me to write this.

• Poetry

								
You may have heard of all the greats
Like Chupacabra or Bigfoot or King Kong, the ape
But this is a tale of one certain log
For it's the legend of Chicken Dog

As for its origins, those are unclear
The stories are usually spread ear to ear
Some say it's a crossbreed from fowl and wolf
Others say it was a random dog that a chicken factory engulfed

Its eyes are blue, like the calming sea
It has the intelligence of a chimpanzee
What gives this creature its strange moniker
Is instead of having fur, it has orange feathers 

Good or evil? We don't know
Barely any has ever seen it, making them think it's a no-show
Some people think the dog is a hermit
Others think its found in places that the law doesn't permit

The people that have seen it are few, but wise
They made notes to record the creature's surprise
One person says that it can cluck like a chicken
Another says it can lay eggs faster than a mother hen

A third person, however, says all that and more
For the chicken dog saved them from a wild boar
They wrote, "The dog is friendly and especially nice. I think people should give the good dog a wave and a ham slice."

As it stands right now, however, the dog's virtually unknown
But someday, again, its appearance will be shown
Sadly, these reports are just written-down foundings
But perhaps you might be the first to give video evidence of its surroundings 
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