The Gigglies

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Yum! Yum!  Oh this spinach is crisp today exclaimed Mr. Giggly.  Oh Dear, be careful the farmer may have sprayed his crops he is not happy that we are eating here with our family Mrs.  Giggly announced.  Julie, Jasper, Josie slow down on the radishes they make your belly burn.  Hmm, mom does this bottle on the table read pesticide asked Jasper?  Oh yes Momma said with a sigh , I really don’t understand humans.  Why are we ants in that classification I will never understand.  Well , hello, hello , everyone , and in flew BART Beetle.  Sigh , came from momma , now there is a creature that fits that bottle a pest!  You should check out Mrs. Deeble’s garden, the spinach is crisp and the corn is big enough to crawl inside the husk and nibble away on a feast , he smiled rubbed his belly and farted!  Oh dear he exclaimed , I tooted!  Ugh, Momma groaned and the children giggled.  Jacob, Jacob, the pest is here, oh sorry, your friend she said, giggled and scampered to her children.  Ugh, I am busy, Jacob said in a sigh,  dropped the wrench left his shed and scampered outside to his friend.  Hello, hello dear friend, what type of adventure are you on today?  Jacob, looked around in the garden, but wasn’t seeing his friend.  Hmm, good, he left.  Hey, hey , a boisterous cry came from above it was Bart he reappeared with lettuce in his teeth.  Ugh, Bart!  Exclaimed, Jasper, the way you eat  makes it difficult for the rest of us creatures who also fall into that classification of pests!  What, what, BART said, why are you so cranky Jasper didn’t you get any booty last night?  Bart! Jasper exclaimed, what event is occurring in a month and he pointed to the beaming moon that glowed resiliently.  Oh yeah, yeah , the harvest dance, Bart mumbled and tooted again, he giggled and said yep that is what I think about this event.  Well, Jasper said, you lost Sally centipede because you didn’t pay enough attention to her.  Pff!  Bart said women are so high maintenance I don’t need that crap in my life.  Hmm, Jasper smiled at his friend.  What, what Bart hollered as he glided above his friend.  Well, if you don’t need a lady in your life then why are you so cranky?  Hmm, good question my friend.  I know, I know I need a challenge, a new mission!  Hmm, got it!  Oh I got it, his face was glowing red and off he was.  Oh good back to MY adventure!
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