Getting Acquainted
"Getting Acquainted" is a charming short story by O. Henry that explores themes of love, identity, and coincidence. Set in a bustling urban environment, the narrative follows a chance encounter between two strangers, a young man and a young woman, who meet in a park. As they engage in lighthearted conversation under the guise of anonymity, they share their thoughts on life and relationships, revealing their true selves in unexpected ways. O. Henry's signature wit and twist ending enhance the story’s exploration of romantic possibilities and the complexities of human connections.
His coat was rusty and his hat out of style, but his nose glasses, secured by a black cord, lent him a distinguished air, and his manner was jaunty and assured. He stepped into a new Houston grocery yesterday, and greeted the proprietor cordially. "I'll have to introduce myself," he said. "My name is ----, and I live next door to the house you have just moved in. Saw you at church Sunday. Our minister also observed you, and after church he says, 'Brother ----, you must really find out who that intelligent-looking stranger is who listened so attentively today.' How did you like the sermon?" "Very well," said the grocer as he picked some funny-looking currants with wings out of a jar. "Yes, he is a very eloquent and pious man. You have not been in business long in Houston, have you?" "Three weeks," said the grocer, as he removed the cheese knife from the box to the shelf behind him. "Our people," said the rusty-looking man, "are whole-souled and hospitable. There is no welcome too warm for them to extend to a newcomer, and the members of our church in particular are especially friendly toward anyone who drops in to worship with us. You have a nice stock of goods." "So, so," said the grocer, turning his back and gazing up at a supply of canned California fruits. "Only last week now I had quite an altercation with the tradesman I deal with for sending me inferior goods. You have some nice hams, I suppose, and such staples as coffee and sugar?" "Yep," said the grocer. "My wife was over to see your wife this morning, and enjoyed her visit very much. What time does your delivery wagon pass up our street?" "Say," said the grocer. "I bought out an old stock of groceries here, and put in a lot of new ones. I see your name on the old books charged with $87.10 balance on account. Did you want something more today?" "No, sir," said the rusty man, drawing himself up and glaring through his glasses. "I merely called in from a sense of Christian duty to extend you a welcome, but I see you are not the man I took you to be. I don't want any of your groceries. I can see the mites in that cheese from the other side of the street, and my wife says your wife is wearing an underskirt made out of an old tablecloth. Several of our congregation were speaking of your smelling of toddy in church, and snoring during the prayers. My wife will return that cup of lard she borrowed at your house this morning just as quick as my last order comes up from the store where we trade. Good morning, sir." The grocer softly whispered, "There Won't Anybody Play with Me," and whittled a little lead out of one of his weights, in an absentminded way.
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