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"A Case of Desertion" by W. W. Jacobs is a humorous short story that explores themes of love, loyalty, and the complexities of relationships. Set in a seaside town, the narrative follows a sailor who, upon returning home, finds his plans for a romantic reunion thwarted by unexpected events and misunderstandings. Jacobs masterfully blends wit and irony, showcasing his knack for character development and dialogue. The story ultimately highlights the peculiarities of human nature and the often unpredictable nature of love.

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and the bye all swear as you won’t say nothing about this little game.”

“I’ll report you the moment I get ashore,” roared the skipper. “I’ll
give you in charge for desertion. I’ll”—

With a supreme gesture the engineer prepared to dive, but the watchful
mate fell on his neck and tripped him over a seat.

“Come aboard!” cried the skipper, aghast at such determination. “Come
aboard, and I’ll give you a licking when we get ashore instead.”

“Honour bright?” inquired the engineer.

“Honour bright,” chorused the three.

The engineer, with all the honours of war, came on board, and, after
remarking that he felt chilly bathing on an empty stomach, went down
below and began to stoke. In the course of the voyage he said that it
was worth while making such a fool of himself if only to see the
skipper’s beautiful steering, warmly asseverating that there was not
another man on the river that could have done it. Before this insidious
flattery the skipper’s wrath melted like snow before the sun, and by
the time they reached port he would as soon have thought of hitting his
own father as his smooth-tongued engineer.
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