Set Down in Malice: A Book of Reminiscences
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makes its presence known by little convulsions that are disturbing enough while they last, but which generally die pretty quickly. It was in the middle of 1901 that I wrote to Mr Shaw about the particular brand of socialism from which at that time I was suffering. It must have been a very raw and crude brand, and my letter to Bernard Shaw must have amused him considerably. Certainly his reply was most diverting. Here it is: “By all means give ‘every penny you can spare to those who are most in need of monetary help.’ If you will be kind enough to send it to the Treasurer of the Fabian Society, 3 Clement’s Inn, London, W.C., you may depend upon its being wanted and well used. If you prefer relieving needy persons, I can give you the names and addresses of several fathers of families who can be depended on to absorb all your superfluous resources, however vast they may be. By making yourself poor for their sakes you will have the satisfaction of adding one more poor family to the existing mass of poverty and contributing your utmost to the ransom which perpetuates the existing social system. You will go through life consoled by an inexhaustible sense of moral superiority to bishops and other inconsistent Christians. And you will never be at a loss for friends. Where the carcass is there will the eagles be gathered. “A world of beggars and almsgivers—beautiful Christian ideal. “You are not a prig—only a damned fool. A month’s experience will cure you.” But though I think this letter amusing now, I am convinced I did not think so at the time I received it. I know not in what terms of pained surprise and hurt vanity I replied to it, but a few days later I received the following short note:— “Yes: you are an ass; and nothing will help you until you get over that. “‘A has money, B is without. If A doesn’t share with B he is—well, I call him a thief.’ Just what an ass would do. Pray what do you call B if he accepts A’s bounty? “I strongly recommend you to become a stockbroker. You believe that doing good means giving money; and you fancy yourself in the character of Lord Bountiful with a touch of St Francis. “Yes, a hopeless ass. No matter; embrace your destiny and become a philanthropist. It is not a bad life for people who are built that way.” That, I think, most effectively closed the correspondence, as, I have little doubt, it was intended to do. During the next few months, having approached Messrs Greening & Co., the publishers, I was commissioned by them to write a book on Mr Hall Caine for their Eminent Writers of To-day series. The book being completed and published before the end of the year, I conceived the idea of writing another about Mr Bernard Shaw, and communicated with the dramatist, informing him of my intention and asking him if he would provide me with biographical details. This he consented to do,
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