Alice, or the Mysteries — Book 06

								

you know, you have my proxy in the Lords.  I dare say there will be some
sharp work the first week or two after the recess."
"Very likely; and depend on one thing, my dear Doltimore, that when I am
in the Cabinet, a certain friend of mine shall be an earl.  Adieu."
"Good-by, my dear Vargrave, good-by; and, I say,--I say, don't distress
yourself about that trifle; a few months hence it will suit me just as
well."
"Thanks.  I will just look into my accounts, and use you without
ceremony.  Well, I dare say we shall meet at Paris.  Oh, I forgot,--I
observe that you have renewed your intimacy with Legard.  Now, he is a
very good fellow, and I gave him that place to oblige you; still, as you
are no longer a garcon--but perhaps I shall offend you?"
"Not at all.  What is there against Legard?"
"Nothing in the world,--but he is a bit of a boaster.  I dare say his
ancestor was a Gascon, poor fellow!--and he affects to say that you can't
choose a coat, or buy a horse, without his approval and advice,--that he
can turn you round his finger.  Now this hurts your consequence in the
world,--you don't get credit for your own excellent sense and taste.
Take my advice, avoid these young hangers-on of fashion, these club-room
lions.  Having no importance of their own, they steal the importance of
their friends.  Verbum sap."
"You are very right,--Legard is a coxcomb; and now I see why he talked
of joining us at Paris."
"Don't let him do any such thing!  He will be telling the Frenchmen that
her ladyship is in love with him, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha!--a very good joke--poor Caroline!--very good joke!"
"Well, good-by, once more."  And Vargrave closed the door.
"Legard go to Paris--not if Evelyn goes there!" muttered Lumley.
"Besides, I want no partner in the little that one can screw out of this
blockhead."

CHAPTER IV.



       MR. BUMBLECASE, a word with you--I have a little business.

       Farewell, the goodly Manor of Blackacre, with all its woods,
underwoods, and appurtenances whatever.--WYCHERLEY: Plain Dealer.
IN quitting Fenton's Hotel, Lord Vargrave entered into one of the clubs
in St. James's Street: this was rather unusual with him, for he was not a
club man.  It was not his system to spend his time for nothing.  But it
was a wet December day; the House was not yet assembled, and he had done
his official business.  Here, as he was munching a biscuit and reading an
article in one of the ministerial papers--the heads of which he himself
had supplied--Lord Saxingham joined and drew him to the window.
"I have reason to think," said the earl, "that your visit to Windsor did
good."
"Ah, indeed; so I fancied."
"I do not think that a certain personage will ever consent to the -----
question; and the premier, whom I saw to-day, seems chafed and
irritated."
"Nothing can be better; I know that we are in the right boat."
"I hope it is not true, Lumley, that your marriage with Miss Cameron is